{"title":"True Crime Kitchen Towels","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"731\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAdd a little murder to your kitchen décor. Our handmade True Crime Kitchen Towels feature hilarious, sarcastic, and darkly funny sayings inspired by true crime, serial killer documentaries, detective work, and all things mystery.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"859\"\u003ePerfect for true crime fans, podcast lovers, investigators-at-heart, and anyone whose favorite phrase is \"The Husband Did It.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003eWhether you're decorating your kitchen, looking for a unique housewarming gift, or shopping for the true crime addict in your life, these towels are designed to make people laugh while adding personality to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e✔ Handmade with premium heat-pressed designs\u003cbr data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e✔ Perfect for gifts and true crime lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e✔ Great for kitchens, coffee bars, and gift baskets\u003cbr data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003e✔ New designs added regularly\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"don-t-make-me-poison-your-food-funny-kitchen-towel-true-crime-gift","title":"Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food Funny Kitchen Towel | True Crime Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a warning to your kitchen with this tongue-in-cheek dish towel. Featuring a green skull-and-crossbones graphic and bold lettering, this towel is a great addition to the home of any true crime enthusiast, sarcastic cook, or fan of dark humor. It makes an excellent conversation starter hanging over your oven handle or a fun housewarming gift for friends who love a good laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 100% Cotton \/ Premium Flour Sack Cotton]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 27\" x 27\" \/ Standard Kitchen Towel Size]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing \/ screen printing] designed to resist fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pam Makes Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55368385855779,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/files\/1.png?v=1784924119"},{"product_id":"funny-dateline-special-kitchen-towel-true-crime-humor-dish-towel","title":"Funny Dateline Special Kitchen Towel | True Crime Humor Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor those who spend their weekends watching investigative journalism and true crime documentaries, this towel speaks the truth. Featuring a stylized pink splatter background and clean, readable text, this kitchen towel reads:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\"he said calm down like he wants his own DATELINE special.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt's a relatable gift for spouses, partners, or friends who are deeply invested in the true crime genre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 100% Cotton \/ Premium Flour Sack Cotton]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 27\" x 27\" \/ Standard Kitchen Towel Size]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing \/ screen printing] designed to resist fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pam Makes Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55368388051235,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/files\/2.png?v=1784924512"},{"product_id":"effort-into-not-being-a-serial-killer-sarcastic-kitchen-towel","title":"Effort Into Not Being A Serial Killer Sarcastic Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSome days require a little extra patience. Celebrate your daily restraint with this humorous kitchen accessory. 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Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing \/ screen printing] designed to resist fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pam Makes Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55368396636451,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/files\/3.png?v=1784924787"},{"product_id":"does-this-smell-like-chloroform-to-you-funny-kitchen-towel","title":"Does This Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eA classic dark humor joke printed on a high-quality dish towel. This design features a pink handprint graphic and the iconic phrase:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\"DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHang it in your kitchen, bathroom, or bar area to bring a bit of cheeky mystery and humor to your home decor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 100% Cotton \/ Premium Flour Sack Cotton]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 27\" x 27\" \/ Standard Kitchen Towel Size]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing \/ screen printing] designed to resist fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Pam Makes Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55368403353891,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/files\/4.png?v=1784925056"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/collections\/4.png?v=1785087497","url":"https:\/\/pammakesstuff.com\/collections\/true-crime-kitchen-towels.oembed","provider":"Pam Makes Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}