{"product_id":"funny-dateline-special-kitchen-towel-true-crime-humor-dish-towel","title":"Funny Dateline Special Kitchen Towel | True Crime Humor Dish Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor those who spend their weekends watching investigative journalism and true crime documentaries, this towel speaks the truth. Featuring a stylized pink splatter background and clean, readable text, this kitchen towel reads:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\"he said calm down like he wants his own DATELINE special.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt's a relatable gift for spouses, partners, or friends who are deeply invested in the true crime genre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 100% Cotton \/ Premium Flour Sack Cotton]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., 27\" x 27\" \/ Standard Kitchen Towel Size]\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePrint Method:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e[e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing \/ screen printing] designed to resist fading.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pam Makes Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55368388051235,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0725\/5487\/3123\/files\/2.png?v=1784924512","url":"https:\/\/pammakesstuff.com\/products\/funny-dateline-special-kitchen-towel-true-crime-humor-dish-towel","provider":"Pam Makes Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}