Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food Funny Kitchen Towel | True Crime Gift

Add a warning to your kitchen with this tongue-in-cheek dish towel. Featuring a green skull-and-crossbones graphic and bold lettering, this towel is a great addition to the home of any true crime enthusiast, sarcastic cook, or fan of dark humor. It makes an excellent conversation starter hanging over your oven handle or a fun housewarming gift for friends who love a good laugh.

Product Specifications:

• Material: [e.g., 100% Cotton / Premium Flour Sack Cotton]

• Dimensions: [e.g., 27" x 27" / Standard Kitchen Towel Size]

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.

• Print Method: [e.g., High-quality direct-to-garment printing / screen printing] designed to resist fading.