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True Crime Soap Dispensers – “Evidence Cleaner,” “Totally Not Poison,” “Blood? What Blood?” – Funny Bathroom Decor

True Crime Soap Dispensers – “Evidence Cleaner,” “Totally Not Poison,” “Blood? What Blood?” – Funny Bathroom Decor

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Add a little true crime humor to your kitchen or bathroom with these glass soap dispensers! Each bottle features a cheeky design that’s perfect for any crime show junkie or murder podcast fan.

Choose from:
🧴 Evidence Cleaner – for when you’ve got nothing to hide.
💀 Totally Not Poison – suspiciously stylish.
🩸 Blood? What Blood? – we’ve seen nothing, officer.

Each dispenser is:

  • 8 oz clear glass bottle with durable black pump

  • Refillable and reusable

  • Perfect for soap, lotion, or sanitizer

  • Designed and handmade in small batches by Pam Makes Stuff

Add one to your sink for a laugh — or gift one to your favorite fellow detective.

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